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Tom Segura Net Worth : Career & Lifestyle

Tom Segura is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and podcaster whose net worth stands at $12 million. 

He is one of the most recognized faces in the world of stand-up comedy.

Tom Segura (Source: ridgefieldplayhouse.org)

Tom Segura is not only popular for his comic skills but also his Netflix specials and podcasts.

Apart from his amazing talent, the comedian occasionally gets into controversies due to his bold jokes.

Quick Facts

Full Name Thomas Segura Jr
Nickname Tom Segura, Leader of the 4 stroke gang, Water Champ
Net Worth $12 million
Date of Birth April 16, 1979
Place of Birth  Cincinnati, Ohio, US
Place of Residence Los Angeles, California, US
Age 45 Years Old
Gender Male
Zodiac Sign  Aries
Religion NA
Nationality                          American
Ethnicity White
Education Saint Edward’s School, Lenoir-Rhyne University
Father Thomas Segura Sr.
Mother Charo
Siblings 2 sisters
Offspring Ellis Segura (Son), Julian Segura (Daughter)
Height 1.82 m (5 ft 10 in)
Weight 176 lbs (80 kg)
Chest  42 inch
Waist 34 inch
Biceps 17 inch
Eye Color Blue
Hair Color Dark Brown
Sexual Orientation Straight
Marital Status Married
Relationship Christina Pazsitzky
Profession Stand-up comedian, Writer, Actor, Podcaster
Hobbies Watching College Football
Active Since 2007-Present
Endorsements Fashion Nova
Social Media Facebook, Instagram, Twitter
Official Website www.tomsegura.com
Last Update May, 2024

Tom Segura: Net Worth and Income

Net Worth

As of May, 2024, Tom Segura has a net worth of $12 million.

According to sources, he makes $1,250-$2,500 weekly.

His income sources include live shows, movies, tv shows, podcasts, and YouTube channels.

In addition, Segura earns through commercials, brand endorsements, and merchandise sales.

Net Worth of Tom Segura in Different Currencies

Let’s find out Tom Segura’s net worth in different major currencies of the world. 

Currency Net Worth
Euro 10,107,390
Pound Sterling £ 8,596,740
Australian Dollar A$ 16,230,420
Canadian Dollar C$ 14,964,600
Indian Rupee 891,216,600
BitCoin ฿ 302

Tom Segura: Cars & Houses


The Cincinnati-born comedian is a lover of exotic cars.

So, he has an impressive collection of luxurious cars.

The first car that the Segura owns is Lamborghini Aventador. The comedian paid over $700,000 for the sports car.

Tom Segura posing with his car (Source: pinterest.com)

He owns a supercar, McClaren, which costs around $192,500 – $208,800.

Besides, the comedian is the proud owner of Bugatti cars.

The price for the French car ranges from $1.9 million to $12 million.

Bugatti Car (Source: zigwheels.com)

Finally, Segura parks 2 Pagani cars in his garage.

The Italian supercar comes with an expensive price tag, usually in millions.


Tom Segura owns a house in Pacific Palisades, Los Angeles, California.

He bought the house for $6.65 million.

Constructed in 2015, the house features a modern look and consists of three full floors.

Moreover, it stands on 5,800 square feet of living space with a master bedroom with floor-to-ceiling glass sliders.

Tom Segura House (Source: redfin.com)

In addition, the house has a private outdoor balcony, a master bath with a “rainforest” shower.

Similarly, it has a built-in soaking tub, marble countertops, and separate closets for couples.

Other amenities include a rooftop deck with panoramic 360-degree views.

In 2016, Segura bought a two-storied traditional home for $1.6 million in Woodland Hills, California.

However, in 2020, he sold the 4,619-square-foot house for $1.875 million to NFL linebacker Cassius Marsh.

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Tom Segura: Lifestyle


Tom is conscious of his body shape and fitness.

Therefore, he chooses to live an active lifestyle and eats healthy foods.

Segura includes running, lifting, squats, push-ups, runs, and deadlifts into his daily routine.

Moreover, he also eats small portions and limits his sugar and starch intake.

The Netflix star wears a 40mm Rolex GMT-Master II, which costs $15,000.

Personal Life

Originally from Cincinnati, Ohio, Tom Segura has lived across various places in the US.

Tom Segura is married to Christina Pazsitzky, who is known by her stage name Christina P.

Pazsitzky is a Canadian-born American stand-up comedian, podcaster, writer, host, and TV personality.

The comedian couples met when he was 23, and she was 26 in Los Angeles California.

In addition, the Los Angeles-based star has lived in Minneapolis, Minnesota; Milwaukee, Wisconsin; and Vero Beach, Florida.

Tom Segura: Movies, TV Shows, Live Shows, Stand-up Specials, Podcasts, Radio, Endorsements & Books


The versatile actor has showcased his acting skills in 7 movies.

As a result, he has not only gained fame but also earned a fortune.

The Netflix star made his debut as an actor and co-writer in the 2010 movie ‘Frank Advice.’

In the movie, he appeared in the role of Mexican-American businessman Dan Pena.

Furthermore, in 2013, Segura acted and directed the short movie ‘9 inches.’

Similarly, the actor starred in the 2016 movie ‘The People’s Mayor.’

Likewise, in the 2017 film ‘I Need You To Kill,’ he played himself.

In 2018, Segura played in the comedy-drama movie ‘Instant Family‘ opposite Mark Wahlberg and Rose Byrne.

Later in 2019, Segura featured in the supernatural horror film ‘Countdown.’

Finally, he portrayed the role of a cop in the 2020 comedy movie ‘The Opening Act.’

TV Shows

Tom Segura’s started his career on the small screen with the 2008 sitcom Gary Unmarried.

Later, he featured on yet another ABC sitcom, Happy Endings.

Similarly, he played in a 2011 sitcom titled Workaholics that screened on Comedy Central.

In 2015 Segura featured in the show This Is Not Happening, where he shared his real-life experiences.

Moreover, the stand-up comedian has appeared in shows like Atom TV, Tom Segura: Mostly Stories, among others.

Furthermore, in 2018 Segura and his wife landed a TV deal with CBS for their show ‘The Little Things.’

Live Shows

The Ball Hog fame comedian performs live shows in different cities around the world.

The Netflix star tours around the world where most of his shows are sold-out.

Currently, Tom Segura is busy with his ‘I’m Coming Everywhere World Tour.’

Stand-up Specials

Tom Segura has established himself as a talented entertainer with comic skills and timings.

Due to his growing popularity, he has gone on to create his own shows.

The Los Angeles-based stand-up comedian has six stand-up Netflix comedy specials.

It includes Thrilled, White Girls With Cornrows, Completely Normal, Mostly Stories, Disgraceful, and Ball Hog.


Tom Segura hosts a popular podcast, ‘Your Mom’s House,’ with his wife and co-host Christina Pazsitzky.

It is ranked among the most downloaded podcasts available for streaming.

According to Segura, he started the podcast following the advice of Joe Rogan in 2011.

Your Mom’s House (Source: wikipedia.org)

In the podcast, Segura and Pazsitzky talk about ongoing events, comedy, and their daily life.

Moreover, they share toilet humor, running jokes, and commentary on unusual internet videos.

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In addition, Tom Segura hosts another weekly podcast with fellow comedian and actor Bert Kreischer.

Best friends Segura and Kreischer jointly run one of the top comedy podcasts in the world 2 Bears, 1 Cave.

In the 2019 podcast, the duo shared stories, laugh, and challenged each other over everything.


Besides TV shows and podcasts, Segura makes regular appearances on various radio shows.

He has appeared on Bennington Show, The Bob and Tom Show, and The Ron and Fez Show.


The Los Angeles-based comedian endorses US-based fast fashion retail company, Fashion Nova.


Despite busy schedules and heavy workloads, Segura has managed to author 2 books.

The Netflix star is the author of Completely Normal and Mostly Stories.

Mostly Stories (Source: amazon.com)

In his first book, he shares casual appraisals on hotels and hobbies.

Meanwhile, in his second book, Segura talks about body piercings, Area 51, and the lie he told Mike Tyson.

Both books are available for purchase on DVD, Audio CD, and vinyl format.

Tom Segura: Career

The Los Angeles-based standup comedian began his stand-up career shortly after graduating from Lenoir-Rhyne University.

For the first few years, he kept his day jobs while performing stand-up comedy in the evenings.

The comedian worked as an intern at Kopelson Entertainment.

Moreover, he had his first paid job as a logger.

In particular, he produced transcripts of reality shows such as Extreme Makeover and My Big Fat Obnoxious Boss.

Eventually, in 2007, Tom Segura formally began his standup comedy career by performing in several festivals.

Facts About Tom Segura

  • He was a San Francisco regional finalist on Last Comic Standing 2.
  • His stand-up album ‘Mostly Stories’ remained on top at iTunes and Billboard Comedy charts for consecutive weeks.
  • Segura has appeared in some of the most viewed podcasts such as The Joe Rogan Experience and WTF With Marc Maron among others.
  • At the age of 18, Segura went into a short coma after overdosing on the antidepressant drug GHB.
  • Tom Segura has an increasing social media following.


How did Tom Segura get injured?

In December 2020, Segura sustained a fatal injury while attempting to slam a dunk on the basketball court. The comedian slipped on the court while starting to lift his arm into the air.

Can Tom Segura speak other languages?

Tom can speak Spanish fluently. In fact, he hosts Tom Segura en Español (a Spanish-language podcast).

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